Stupid Lyrics

These Are Stupid Lyrics

What’s the dumbest lyric or lyrics that you’ve ever heard? Here are some of my personal favourites:

“If I was a sculptor, But then again, no” –Elton John’s “Your Song”

“Lucky that my breasts, Are small and humble, So you don’t confuse, Them with mountains” –Shakira’s “Whenever, Wherever”

“I love you like, A fat kid loves cake” –50 Cent’s “21 Questions”

“There’s an insect, In your ear, If you scratch, It won’t disappear” — U2’s “Staring at the Sun”

What are some of the stupidest lyrics you’ve ever heard?

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2 Responses to Stupid Lyrics

  1. Bunny says:

    “He wanted her, she’d never tell
    Secretly she wanted him as well
    But all of her friends stuck up their nose
    They had a problem with his baggy clothes”

    Avril Lavigne’s ‘Skater Boy’

  2. MrSpock says:

    i came across a place in the middle of nowhere
    with a big black horse and a cherry tree.
    i fell in fear, upon my back
    i said don’t look back, just keep on walking.
    when the big black horse that looked this way,
    said hey lady, will you marry me?

    KT Tunstall – Black Horse & The Cherry Tree

    WTF does that mean?? Too bad ’cause I love the tune, but those lyrics are just too weird…

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