It’s been a while in the planning but it’s finally here, the radio show without the radio!
The podcast is an enhanced podcast. To get the full effect listen to it in your iPod, iPhone or in iTunes to get the full experience. If you don’t know what I mean you will as soon as you hit play.
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Reasons why I would not make a good obstetrician:
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
For my first day on The ‘Q’ after over a year of ‘civilian’ life I’d like to share with you this short video I dug up, about a tiny village in France called: Montcuq
Enjoy! And it’s great to be back!!