After a quick ride to the future in my time machine I found this:
Well, I haven’t made fun of George Bush in a v-e-r-r-y long time but I haven’t had to. Now comes along a new politician (and I use that term lightly) to bring my attention to, Sara Palin! Unfortunately, some one has already beaten me to it.
Sarah Palin is a dumb ass, here are some excerpts:
Sarah Palin is a stupid, self important, ignorant bitch who I wouldn’t put in charge of wiping her own ass. And it’s not just that she’s dumb – which she is – it’s that she’s willfully ignorant of the facts and yet absolutely dead-bang certain that she’s right about her opinions.
Sarah Palin can only name one Supreme Court case – Roe v. Wade. She couldn’t even conjure up Dred Scott, which even Bush was able to do in the second debate with John Kerry…and this is most stunning of all, Exxon v. Baker – concerning the Exxon Valdez. A case which rendered a ruling during her time as Governer of Alaska, and about which she made public statements in protest of the decision.
Sarah Palin either could not or would not name a single newspaper or magazine that she reads. She couldn’t think of one. Not the New York Times, the Daily News, the Washington Post, the Chicago Tribune. Not Time, Newsweek, U.S. News & World Reports. Hell, she couldn’t even think of a local paper in Alaska. Sarah Palin, by the way, has a degree in Journalism. No shit.
By the way Tina Fey (SNL) does the best impression in the history of political impressions I have ever seen.