Stupid Lyrics

May 23, 2008

These Are Stupid Lyrics

What’s the dumbest lyric or lyrics that you’ve ever heard? Here are some of my personal favourites:

“If I was a sculptor, But then again, no” –Elton John’s “Your Song”

“Lucky that my breasts, Are small and humble, So you don’t confuse, Them with mountains” –Shakira’s “Whenever, Wherever”

“I love you like, A fat kid loves cake” –50 Cent’s “21 Questions”

“There’s an insect, In your ear, If you scratch, It won’t disappear” — U2’s “Staring at the Sun”

What are some of the stupidest lyrics you’ve ever heard?

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